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Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan
$19.99 NZD
Category: Christmas | Reading Level: 6-9
'Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three ...' At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (BB) by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Christmas
This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (Book & CD) by Nicholas Allan
$24.99 NZD
Category: Christmas
In this book and CD edition of "Father Christmas Needs A Wee", Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do abo ...Show more
Heaven: For Everyone Who Has Ever Loved A Pet by Nicholas Allan
$19.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
Dill the dog knows his time is up so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off "up there". "Can I come too?" asks Lily. "Er ...not yet," replies Dill. While he is waiting for the angels to collect him, Dill explains to Lily what he thinks heaven is like: hundreds of lampposts to pee aga ...Show more
Jesus' Christmas Party by Nicholas Allan
$18.99 NZD
Category: Children's books | Reading Level: Children's - Kindergarten, Age 5-6
This is a special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?
My Dad's the Best by Nicholas Allan
$18.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
From the creator of The Queen's Knickers comes a hilarious and charming look at what makes each dad different, and why dads are the very best! This dad can't sing like a pop star or cook like a chef...but, he can help with tricky homework, tell amazing bedtime stories and give the best piggybacks! Find ...Show more
Picasso's Trousers by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
Whenever Picasso does something different, people say, "No! No! No! Picasso!" But Picasso doesn't listen. Instead, he says..."Yes!" He paints all-blue pictures, all-pink pictures, plus pictures from the front and side all at the same time! He makes art out of bike bits and he can draw pictures in less t ...Show more
The Giant's Loo Roll by Nicholas Allan
$18.99 NZD
Category: Children's books | Reading Level: 3 - 5 years
This rip-roaring, read-aloud delight follows a giant's toilet roll as it goes on a crazy journey through town, leaving havoc in its wake. What will the townsfolk do with all the enormous sheets of paper? They could build a paper plane, or make 100s of pairs of pants...But will there be any paper left fo ...Show more
The Loo Queue by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Children's books | Reading Level: Children's - Grade 1-2, Age 6-7
A hilarious book of counting, colours, animals... and queuing for the loo! In this riotous rhyme from Nicholas Allan, the queue for the loo gets very long indeed, as a series of multi-coloured animals impatiently join! Count, spot colours, spot animals, and all join in to find out who's in the loo.
The Prince and the Potty by Nicholas Allan
$19.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
A jolly escapade through the world of potties, royalty and tiny accidents in this hilarious romp from the bestselling creator of The Queen's Knickers, Nicholas Allan. It's time for the prince to use his potty, so it's off to the Royal Potty Workshop! There are singing potties, potties pulled by corgis, ...Show more
The Queen's Knickers by Nicholas Allan
$18.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
It's a busy year for the Queen - she has lots of important events to attend. Meanwhile, a little girl is wondering what knickers Her Majesty will choose to wear on a school visit! Will they be her 'at home' knickers - adorned with corgis - or her 'garden party' knickers, or perhaps her woolly Balmoral o ...Show more
The Royal Nappy by Nicholas Allan
$16.99 NZD
Category: Children's books
Meet the Royal Baby and of course, Nanny, who looks after the Royal Baby and the all-important Royal Nappy Cabinet! A funny, warm look at the royal nappy through history - from Henry VIII to the present day and a very special new arrival...Find out where the royal nappies are made, the different kinds f ...Show more